NAUGHTY KID AND THE SHADY DIPLOMAT: A NEW WORLD ORDER

HUMOR

1/9/20252 min read

In a neverworld, a conversation arises between the naughty kid and a shady diplomat.

“Tu nu, nu nu nu, tu nu, nunu nu nu, tu nu” rhymes the kid as he was cleaning his shoes.

“What are you singing kid?” asks the shady diplomat.

“Tun nunu nunu tun, tun nunu tun nunu tun.”

“Hey! stop it. What is this music?”

“This is my new music for grown up grandpas who have lost it.”

“Who has lost it?”

“Tana nana, nana nana, tana na.”

“Hey! hey, look at me. Tell me who lost it.”

“Can’t you see? The ones framing the new world order have completely lost it and playing a game of thrones. I am making background music for them.”

“It is for grownups, new world order is a complex thing, you are a kid, you can’t grasp the complexity.”

“How much complex is the new world order? Is it more complex than understanding a woman’s mind? I don’t think so, it is easy. It is all about numbers.”

“Huh! smarty pants. Why don’t you do the job of being a diplomat? Will you take it?”

“Nah! your shady job will bore me to death.”

“Let’s hear it. What is your new world order? And how simple it is.”

“When you transition from an existing order to a new order, consider it like a canvas that is already painted. You can’t erase it, but you have to make it beautiful without disrupting the canvas. If you go on expansion into other territory or wage war, you have already destroyed the canvas.”

“But where is the number?”

“I am getting to that, hold your horses. Categorize all the nations into three groups. Left regime, democracy and right regime. The proportion of the countries in the new world order, Left regime: Democracy: Right regime will be 1:3:1. So, for every 3 democracy there will be one left regime and one right faction allowed. It is self sustainable.”

“How do you classify left and right regime?

“Any country solely ruled by religious law can fall either in the right regime or left regime.”

“Then what will happen to the billion dollar weapon industry? Money is the reason for the conflict.”

“It is simple: whenever the proportion or scale has imbalanced you destroy or wage war with the least reasonable country in the segment. Those who want to sell weapons they get their money, those who are high on testosterone will get their war. This maintains the balance. “

“Just to reiterate it, if I understood correctly. If they there are 5 left, 15 democracies and 5 right faction. This represents a 1:3:1 balance.”

“Yes, absolutely.”